*dies*
Edit: apparently “you guys” are the Xena movie campaign?
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I need this. I need this SO BAD.

Sometimes I wish I could possess this look but I’m always a goober, never a badass hipster-mobster-lookin dude.
(Source: thatkidsimon.tumblr.com )
So I’ve had to put my Netflix subscription on hold for a while and as a result I’ve been recording weird random movies on my parents’ DVR. This one was actually pretty good.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, since it has Whoopi Goddamn Goldberg in it.

Here is the trailer, in all its fuzzy, early ’90s glory.
Colleges Soak Poor U.S. Students While Funneling Aid to Rich
U.S. colleges such as Boston University are using financial aid to lure rich students while shortchanging the poor, forcing those most in need to take on heavy debt, a report found.“Colleges are always saying how committed they are to admitting low-income students — that they are all about equality,” Burd said in a phone interview. “This data shows there’s been a dramatic shift. The pursuit of prestige and revenue has led them to focus more on high-income students.”
“I’ve never used an alchemy table ever, yet whenever I see a pluckable plant I just have this urge to pick it. It’s just so satisfying, but my inventory suffers from it.”
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Same problem.
…. This sounds alarmingly similar to the story of how Alan the Fair conceived Chinggis Khan’s ancestors in The Secret History of the Mongols.
(Source: ribly)
Anonymous asked: I love your posts. You seem like a really cool person.
Thanks, Anon. :)
Rewriting my resumé for a technical writing job, and every time I try to write “student” I end up writing “stupid.”
Does not bode well.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
… I don’t know what to think about this.



